Why Newton commits Suicide

Newton-The Father of Physics committed suicide, here is the reason.
Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and
had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and
laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized
for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To

everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live

Rajanikanth.
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.
Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each
side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a

revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does.
....Nah not even in your remotest imagination.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang...
And the gangster dies....

All this was too much for Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one
movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those

superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to kill the villain because its the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has

reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun

fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.